Pope Benedict XVI coonverts to islam… Allaahu akbaaar !!!

HOLY SEE – In a shocking press
conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI
revealed to the world that he will be
stepping down from the Catholic
Church’s highest office. “Through
prayer and reflection over the past
years,” the world’s holiest man began,
“I’ve realized that Allah is the one true
God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and
roaring reporters, Pope Benedict
patiently answered questions, citing
traditional Muslim folklore as well as
passages from the Qur’an to explain
his decision. His session was
interrupted only once, when he
swiveled South-East to face Mecca,
stooped to the ground, and recited
the Asr, one of the five daily prayers
central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a
shock to many familiar with the Pope’s
policies on Islam. “Show me just what
Muhammad brought that was new
and there you will find things only evil
and inhuman, such as his command
to spread by the sword the faith he
preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican
famously said of Islam in his 2006
lecture Faith, Reason and the
University—Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope
Benedict sighed with good-humored
remorse and chuckled quietly to
himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for
some time. But I was young and
naïve… I see things much clearer now.
Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the
thought of having a sword. The
Cardinals were a real pain on that
one.”
When asked whether he would be
reverting to his born name, Pope
Benedict enthusiastically interjected.
“I’ve decided to change my name to
Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-
Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my
surname purely for logistical reasons,
so my Facebook friends and Twitter
followers won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without
opposition. Hours after the press
conference, a special Fox and Friends
segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring
a picture of the Pope photoshopped to
include stereotypical Islāmic features,
including: a turban in place of his
mitre, darkened complexion, black
hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an
endorsement of Barack Hussein
Obama tattooed across his chest.
Beneath the picture, the panel
discussed the possible involvement of
Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The
segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,”
emblazoned the lower left corner of
the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide
featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly
detailing the parallels between the
Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving
Christians everywhere” with the
“betrayal of the American people and
the Constitution by Benedict Arnold,
his liberal agenda, and his radical left-
wing entourage.”

Posted from WordPress for BlackBerry.@smdase

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