Couples Only 11 thoughts all women have during sex

This is not to say that she’s not having a good time –
it’s just that women have a tendency to drift away even
at such moments.

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Don’t be surprised to know that while all that bumping
and grinding is going on under the sheets, the lady
involved may be miles away in thoughts.
This is not to say that she’s not having a good time –
it’s just that women have a tendency to drift away even
at such moments.
Here are some » of the silly thoughts women actually
have while they’re doing the deed:
1. Can I change position and pretend I’m doing some
hot porn move so that I can sort of watch Scandal
at the same time?
2. Ouch, that hurts.
3. I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT MY DAD DURING SEX,
ABORT, ABORT, ABORT.
4. Why isn’t he doing that thing I’ve told him I like at
least 83627 times?
5. Oh, he’s going to try and ‘accidentally’ slip it in the
wrong hole, again.
6. I really think I might fart.
7. I definitely won’t be able to orgasm if I’m trying this
hard not to fart. *thinks about dilemma for 17
seconds*
8. Is it wrong that I really want to check my phone?
My last tweet was really funny, someone must have
retweeted it.
9. Oh, that’s good. That’s really good. That wasn’t
expected.
0. How do I tell him to only do that in the future and
none of the other stuff he does without offending
him?
1. OK, nobody panic, I need a pee. Can I interrupt this
or do I just try really hard not to pee on him.

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