Paris Hilton OK, My Giant Boobs Are an Illusion

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Paris Hilton’s ENORMOUS boobs are fake, but not
surgically fake. Paris will not speak out publicly about
her breasts, but we know the deal. Paris says privately
she’s had no surgery, no stem cell treatment, no
artificial enhancements whatsoever, and she’s annoyed
people think she’d mess with her breasts. So what is
it? The new “Paris Hilton Push-Up Bra” … and after
meticulous research, our photo dept. analyzed Paris’
boob pics — and it appears she’s a truth teller. Nothing
to see here folks … except boobs.

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