​Kenyan women will cross the Sahara to marry Nigerian men


Move along Nigerian women! Kenya women are ready to take the very men you call scum off you.
In a very enlightening post that surfaced online, a Kenyan woman has listed the reasons Nairobi women admire Nigerian men and they are quite interesting!
According to Cate Mukei, Nairobi women love Nigerian men so much that they would walk through Sahara desert without water and food just to get one.
“Some even go to an extent of praying about on to their pastors or signing up to online platforms where they hope to find ogas. Naija brodas on the other hand seem to have mastered some of the weird reasons why our women love them and have perfected them.
Below are some of the reasons Nairobi women admire Naija brodas:
1. Visa holders

Mogaka you can keep your Nyamira Express bus ticket we are flying to Lagos. Kenyan women naturally love visa holders. In fact they love anybody who was born beyond Eastern Africa. This is a free ticket to flying out of their country, taking selfies and filling our social media timelines in the name of having traveled ‘abroad’.
2. Hyped lies

Ironically most ladies actually know when Olamide is lying but they still choose to stick with him. they probably hope that one day his lies will translate to all those riches and travel plans he has been talking about.
3. Flashy

Chinedu owns a suit imported from Giorgio Armani headquarters in Italy although he lives in a Sh.15000 servants Quarter in Lavington. But who really cares about his two sufurias when he can show up in a chopper in your village. Omusakhulu on the other hand only owns one three buttoned oversize suit.
4. Talking big

Ikwechuku will promise you heaven and earth but hardly delivers and the ladies know it too. However, there is always that urge to hold on hoping that one day he will keep his word. Then again he is much better than Kamau who doesn’t even talk about prospects of buying a bicycle.
5. Some are loaded

Not every Nigerian man is a poser. Some of them actually have real jobs, real money and outlined ambitions. Who would choose a broke Kenyan man over a loaded Naija broda?
6. Carrot and stick tactics

Naija men can really treat a lady when they have the money but if you are planning to get on a long term plan with Obiajulu just be sure that you will pay for it at some point. A Nigerian man can pay your rent for a whole year but he will expect you to hold forte when things are thick.
7. Promise to take them to Nigeria

If the furthest a woman has traveled in her lifetime is Mombasa, to finally set foot in Lagos, a city she has been watching on Naija movies is a dream come true. Flying out to visit in-laws in Port Harcourt is gisty compared to taking a matatu to Gaichanjiru.
8. They have time

Time automatically translates to attention and that’s why they will notice that your tiny toe finger polish has chipped off. They are the same men who accompany their women to salons and wait for them to get their Peruvian weaves attached on their otherwise scanty natural hair. A Kenyan man doesn’t even know his wife’s best friend because he is rarely with her and when he is he automatically switches off because his woman is a nag.
9. Random gifts

A Naija broda can buy you a Range Rover mid January. Although you might have to sell it some time in future for survival purposes, you must admit that he actually tried.A Kenyan man will only get you a gift when they cheat on you.
10. Bravado

These are the same men who can fly to Europe without a shilling and still survive without being arrested. Women love the dash of danger which makes them imagine how adventurous they can get in bed. Kenyan men on the other hand can’t even go to shopping malls anymore because they are afraid of Alshabaab.
Copied from:herald.ng

Man With ‘World’s Longest Manhood” Says Women Are Scared To Sleep With Him | PHOTOs

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A man who claims he has the world’s largest penis
says women are too scared to have sex with him.
Super-endowed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera also claims
his manhood is actually a disability that leaves him
unable to work.Not only that, but the 52-year-old’s
18.9in member is so long that ladies are afraid of it.
The member hangs well below his knees and he wants
his ‘gift’ to be recognised by the Guinness Book of
world Records. Cabrera has approached health services
to support his claim he is disabled.
He said:
“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.I cannot
do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I
want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and
give me support.Then, I want to go to the Guinness to
get recognition.”
And doctors at a health centre in the city of Saltillo, in
the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, have
confirmed that “according to the scan” in 3D, it is
genuine.
A doctor there said the main part of his willy was just
over 6 inches long and the rest was extra skin.
Medical experts suggest troubled Cabrera might be able
to opt for a voluntary modification of his anatomy and
have a shaft reduction operation.
He was deported from the USA to Saltillo in 2011 and
lives alone in a room given to him by his brothers.

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He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food
and materials on waste dumps.
He has no friends and wherever he goes he says people
shun him.

Miley Cyrus Shares Toilet Selfie Of Her Wearing Drake Print Shirt

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Miley Cyrus shared a toilet selfie via her instagram page
on Friday night, while showing off her Drake -print outfit
and blue lipstick.
She captioned the picture “# PeePeeBlueLip”
The singer also shared another close-up shot of just her
lips and her top, writing: ‘ When yoooo lipzzzz match
Drake !!!!’.

Comparison Between 2Face ‘African Queen’ And Wizkid’s ‘Ojuelegba’(see hilarious tweets)

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Following the Viral Video of Alicia Keys Dancing to
Wizkid song ‘ojuelegba‘, some guys on Twitter took it
up on themselves to start drawing comparisons
Between Wizkid’s Ojuelegba and Tu Face Idibia‘s
Vintage ‘African Queen‘ track.
TwitterNG users as usual didn’t take time to start
bashing them at the unruly comparisons.
See some of the hilarious reactions below.
It all started with a tweet from this guy.
Joke of the century”@Iam_Jaymez: – Recognition In
Africa or World – Wide, Ojuelegba kills African queen
Hands down… Kill yourself.”
— Richard Thomas (@TWEETARRAZZI) August 5, 2015
And people reacted below.
African Queen was done in 9ja here n gained popularity
from 9ja to d whole world, Wiz had to remix the song to
get popularity now..wtf!! — 2rumusique (@tomitru37)
August 5, 2015
Who ever started this African Queen – Ojuelegba
comparison must be smoking the same thing Vic O
smoked yesterday. I’m sure @wizkidayo agrees
— Schwein-Derlin (@NihzaTheGuru) August 5, 2015
Ojuelegba is a cool hit by Wizkid but African Queen by
Tuface is Legendary and Timeless.
— Kate ThaVincent (@ThaVincent) August 5, 2015
Tha feeling you get when African Queen comes on…
Arrrghhh….. Una no go die better for the comparison.
— 2rumusique (@tomitru37) August 5, 2015
African queen was legendary. The weed 2face smoked
before recording that song is in a museum in Greece. No
other person is allwd to smoke it
— Schwein-Derlin (@NihzaTheGuru) August 5, 2015
I’m angry! *deletes playlist* *downloads new songs*
Track 1: African queen Track 2: African queen Track 3:
African queen Track 4: African..
— TROUBLE MAKERS!!! (@PeacefulTrouble) August 5,
2015
african queen was released when there was no twitter
or instagram……….. ojuelagba is just fortunate to be in
this era….. — KING!!! (@cashigho) August 5, 2015
some peeps be comparing #ojuelegba to African queen,
u can’t even compare it to #Aye by @iamdavido to start
with.
— Abiola Solaja (@solarville2) August 5, 2015
Just because Alicia keys was dancing to ojuelegba
doesn’t mean you can start comparing it to African
queen don’t be foolish — Chalé Dangote (@Ola__YBNL)
August 5, 2015
Weed U smoked b4 comparing Ojuelebga to African
Queen is more than what this woman took. African
Queen is Legendary pic.twitter.com/jI0QkFjaoE
— Gomagallah (@DGHerbert) August 5, 2015
Everybody talking African queen, forgetting that Korede
Bello sang African Princess — TROUBLE MAKERS!!!
(@PeacefulTrouble) August 5, 2015
2face was paid $200K for African Queen to be used as
a soundtrack on Phat Girlz. Oliver Twist was no. 2 on
the UK R&B Charts & #1 in Romania
— Isima Odeh (@IsimaOdeh) August 5, 2015
People are comparing @TufaceIdibia‘s “#AfricanQueen”
to @wizkidayo‘s “#Ojuelegba.” RT=African Queen
LIKE=Ojuelegba pic.twitter.com/IUoFw27axy — Sahara
Reporters (@SaharaReporters) August 5, 2015
People are comparing @TufaceIdibia‘s “#AfricanQueen”
to @wizkidayo‘s “#Ojuelegba.” RT=African Queen
LIKE=Ojuelegba pic.twitter.com/IUoFw27axy
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) August 5, 2015
People are comparing @TufaceIdibia‘s “#AfricanQueen”
to @wizkidayo‘s “#Ojuelegba.” RT=African Queen
LIKE=Ojuelegba pic.twitter.com/IUoFw27axy — Sahara
Reporters (@SaharaReporters) August 5, 2015
People are comparing @TufaceIdibia‘s “#AfricanQueen”
to @wizkidayo‘s “#Ojuelegba.” RT=African Queen
LIKE=Ojuelegba pic.twitter.com/IUoFw27axy
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) August 5, 2015
“@jackdre02: I’m not that much of a 2face fan. But let’s
speak the truth.2face’s African queen song alone has
more recognition than Wizkid. — #DodoNation
(@abmillz) August 5, 2015
“@Iam_Jaymez: @jackdre02 , But african queen doesn’t
have more recognition than Ojuelgeba” pic.twitter.com/
hfJLjJKWx9
— R@ttlesnake (@Lycquid) August 5, 2015

DOWNLOAD Vic O’s Song for Drake & Meek Mill;

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Does he need a lesson from the 6 god ?
“After Party ” crooner – Vic O promised to drop a
diss track for Drake and Meek Mill that will
crown him the ‘King of Hip-Hop ‘.
5000 retweets later, he premieres the “Diss
Song ” and Nigerian Twitter is buzzing about it!DOWNLOAD

The song is freaking hilarious….. Am like WTF was he smoking???