​Kenyan women will cross the Sahara to marry Nigerian men


Move along Nigerian women! Kenya women are ready to take the very men you call scum off you.
In a very enlightening post that surfaced online, a Kenyan woman has listed the reasons Nairobi women admire Nigerian men and they are quite interesting!
According to Cate Mukei, Nairobi women love Nigerian men so much that they would walk through Sahara desert without water and food just to get one.
“Some even go to an extent of praying about on to their pastors or signing up to online platforms where they hope to find ogas. Naija brodas on the other hand seem to have mastered some of the weird reasons why our women love them and have perfected them.
Below are some of the reasons Nairobi women admire Naija brodas:
1. Visa holders

Mogaka you can keep your Nyamira Express bus ticket we are flying to Lagos. Kenyan women naturally love visa holders. In fact they love anybody who was born beyond Eastern Africa. This is a free ticket to flying out of their country, taking selfies and filling our social media timelines in the name of having traveled ‘abroad’.
2. Hyped lies

Ironically most ladies actually know when Olamide is lying but they still choose to stick with him. they probably hope that one day his lies will translate to all those riches and travel plans he has been talking about.
3. Flashy

Chinedu owns a suit imported from Giorgio Armani headquarters in Italy although he lives in a Sh.15000 servants Quarter in Lavington. But who really cares about his two sufurias when he can show up in a chopper in your village. Omusakhulu on the other hand only owns one three buttoned oversize suit.
4. Talking big

Ikwechuku will promise you heaven and earth but hardly delivers and the ladies know it too. However, there is always that urge to hold on hoping that one day he will keep his word. Then again he is much better than Kamau who doesn’t even talk about prospects of buying a bicycle.
5. Some are loaded

Not every Nigerian man is a poser. Some of them actually have real jobs, real money and outlined ambitions. Who would choose a broke Kenyan man over a loaded Naija broda?
6. Carrot and stick tactics

Naija men can really treat a lady when they have the money but if you are planning to get on a long term plan with Obiajulu just be sure that you will pay for it at some point. A Nigerian man can pay your rent for a whole year but he will expect you to hold forte when things are thick.
7. Promise to take them to Nigeria

If the furthest a woman has traveled in her lifetime is Mombasa, to finally set foot in Lagos, a city she has been watching on Naija movies is a dream come true. Flying out to visit in-laws in Port Harcourt is gisty compared to taking a matatu to Gaichanjiru.
8. They have time

Time automatically translates to attention and that’s why they will notice that your tiny toe finger polish has chipped off. They are the same men who accompany their women to salons and wait for them to get their Peruvian weaves attached on their otherwise scanty natural hair. A Kenyan man doesn’t even know his wife’s best friend because he is rarely with her and when he is he automatically switches off because his woman is a nag.
9. Random gifts

A Naija broda can buy you a Range Rover mid January. Although you might have to sell it some time in future for survival purposes, you must admit that he actually tried.A Kenyan man will only get you a gift when they cheat on you.
10. Bravado

These are the same men who can fly to Europe without a shilling and still survive without being arrested. Women love the dash of danger which makes them imagine how adventurous they can get in bed. Kenyan men on the other hand can’t even go to shopping malls anymore because they are afraid of Alshabaab.
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@call_me_coke HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU PRINCESS CHAKII

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Another year has passed for you, sweetheart;
It’s time to cut the cake and celebrate.
And once again, my love, I start to think
Of things about you I appreciate.

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its the simple things that you do that makes me keep falling for you everyday
its the way you make me feel whenever i see your beautiful radiant smile
the warm feeling whenever we cuddle
the sweet taste of your lips
the way you make my heart beat race faster whenever i see you
that sensational jolt of electricity i feel whenever we hold hands*amazing*
how you keep asking about my welfare “are you okay baby ?”
the way you rub my back and passionately pamper me*comforting*
even how you take my flask out of my lunch box nd put it in d sink *wife material*lol*

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when you bend down to help me lace up my shoes makes me feel cared for like a baby
the way you call me on my cell phone, send me voice notes
share your beautiful selfies with me
all these makes my day worth it irrespective of how down and bad my day might have been
when you put up with my usually occurring car trouble *you turn those embarrassing moments filled with tension and stress into a relaxing and comforting environment.

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or how you really understand me when am low in regards to finance nd morale.
how you inspire me to achieve my goals nd crave for a better future for the family we will start up together IN SHA ALLAH.
It means so much to have you in my life;
Your loving care fills up my days with pleasure.
Your warm and giving nature helps create
Close, special times together that I treasure.
I live within a safe and steady world,
Because you love me unconditionally.
Your easygoing ways mean that I’m blessed
With peace and joy and blissful harmony.

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To me your birthday is a precious day;
I hope it brings you joy in every way.
I couldn’t ask for more,
Spending precious minutes, hours and days
With you, my love, whom I cherish and adore.
We’ve shared so much, we two, in love and friendship;
Every day our bond just seems to grow and grow.

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I always want to be right next to you;
To be with you means more than you can know.
You’re always there for me with a loving smile;
I’m never happier than when I know you’re near.

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It’s your birthday,
but I’m the lucky one
who got to be with you for another year.
It’s your birthday, and the older you get,
the more wonderful you become.
It’s your birthday,
and I’m privileged to share it with you.
I find the depth of my love for you growing.
It’s your birthday, and I look forward with joy
to each day we spend together.
It’s your birthday, and I wonder how I got along
for all the birthdays I didn’t know you.

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It’s your birthday, and it’s amazing
how easy and enjoyable it is to be with you each day.
It’s your birthday, and no matter what fate has in store
for us,
I know it will be a pleasure to spend life with you.
It’s your birthday, but I got the gift–
You in my life for another year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MY PRINCESS,ANGEL,MERMAID*lol*

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ABIKE-ADE

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ABIMBOLA

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AYOKARI

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MODUPEOLUWA

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MOROUNKEJI

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MOTUNRAYO

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OMOLARAENI

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SANDRA

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SHAKIRA
a loving sister,dutiful child of the prestigeous house of ASHIRU and IN SHA ALLAH my FUTURE ,my CAREER, the future mother of my kids, the pillar of my whole world, i pray this love lasts us forever and leads us into AL-JANNAH……AMIN

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4 Characteristics Of A Good Loving Guy ( Mr Right )

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Right, because Marriage is a hugely exciting
prospect, but when you’re in love with someone,
sometimes your emotions can cloud your judgment.
Maybe he’s a fun guy, but is he worthy to take your
hand in marriage?
Can you imagine him as the father of your children?
Of course, you don’t want to spend your life with
“Mr. Blah,” but bear in mind the long road ahead.
Before committing to the wrong guy, consider the
following all-time top four qualities of a keeper.
Remember, this is your future we’re talking about!
1. He is kind to young children and old women
A guy who is both tender with kids and respectful to
the elderly is worth a second look. I have a brother-
in-law who adores my kids. Even after having
children of his own, he makes my kids feel special
and cool. He loves roughhousing with them and
blending fruit smoothies for them. Every year, he
prepares an elaborate Halloween bash, complete
with a homemade piñata, games, prizes and creepy
decorations. His children, nieces and nephews are
nuts about him. Similarly, a guy who is a gentleman
to his mom and other women is a keeper.
A man’s behavior toward women says volumes
about the type of person he is.
2. He is willing to get his hands dirty
When the car stalls or the gutters need cleaned, it’s
sure handy to have a manly guy around. Even if
your guy isn’t a skilled mechanic or handyman, it’s
nice to have someone who will dig in and not shy
away from hard work. A guy with a strong work
ethic will teach your children the value of hard work.
Don’t settle for someone lazy or someone who
won’t pitch in to help maintain your home. A man
who extends a helping hand to others is someone
worthy of your love, too.
3. He isn’t in love with himself Steer clear of the
guy who moons over himself.
You know — the guy who never saw a mirror he
didn’t like. Who wants to spend her life with a vain
man? It’s fine to want to look nice, and no one
wants to be with a slob — but pay attention to your
man’s ego and make sure he’s not a slave to
fashion (for example, too hipster) or his physique.
You don’t want a selfish or narcissistic hubby.
4. He is honest
When you’ve snagged an honest man, you can be
assured of several things. Your husband won’t be
unfaithful to you. He’ll be true to his co-workers,
boss, friends and family members. He’ll be upfront
in his financial dealings. When he makes mistakes,
he won’t hide them from you because he is a man
of honor.
You’ll enjoy peace of mind and feel more secure in
your marriage with a honest man. Each of these
four attributes points to another attribute: humility.
Find and marry someone who is humble, because he
will regard you more highly than himself.
Wish You best of Luck.

4 Reasons Why You Should Resurrect the Gentleman in You

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Remember the days when men would open the car
doors for their lady? Pulling chairs out, holding building
doors open, showing up to her job with flowers, leaving
love notes and just being a genuine gentleman used to
be normal. It was also a standard that most women
required. Today, we don’t see that happening as much.
Women open car doors for themselves now, pull their
own chairs out and ironically (and shamefully) I see
more women holding doors open for men than I do vice
versa. I definitely think that every woman deserves a
gentleman, to say the least. Every man reading this,
including myself, has probably been a gentleman at one
point in his life — but something happened. We got
comfortable. Allowing ourselves to get comfortable,
caused the gentleman in us to die. But the amazing
woman in each of our lives is more than worthy to
have the gentleman in us resurrected. Here’s 4 reasons
why:
1. It makes her feel special.
When you treat your woman as a true gentleman
would, she feels like a queen – and that’s precisely
how she should feel on a daily basis. Think about it like
this: when you go to a general restaurant, say, Denny’s
or Applebee’s, the service you receive probably isn’t
terrible — but it doesn’t make you feel special. But if
you go to a fine dining restaurant, the experience is
totally different. The servers wait on you hand and foot.
They ensure that your drink glass is always full and
they consistently make sure that all of your needs are
being handled. Furthermore, the ambiance is amazing
and the whole experience is something you won’t soon
forget. That’s how your wife should feel on a regular
basis; like she’s being treated as if she’s at a fine
dining restaurant — not Denny’s.
2. She deserves it .
As I’ve already mentioned throughout this post, she
simply deserves to be treated like a gentleman would
treat her. She’s a lady and that’s how ladies are
supposed to be treated. When you think about how
amazing, beautiful and inspiring she is — you won’t
have a hard time realizing why the gentleman in you
needs to be resurrected.
3. It increases the value she see ’ s in
you.
When you treat her like a gentleman, she looks at you
in a positive light. She’ll be more drawn to you and
appreciate you like never before. She’ll feel like she’s
the most blessed woman in the world because she has
a man like you. That’s exactly how you want her to
perceive you! What man wouldn’t?
4. It shows gives your children a
positive model .
Those of us who have children, probably know and
realize that our kids watch us. Being a gentleman to
your wife, will show your son(s) how he needs to treat
his future wife. It will also show your daughter(s) what
type of man to attract and accept in her life. Being a
gentleman isn’t only vital to your marriage, but it’s
vital to the future of your children’s marriage as well.
Give your wife what she deserves and show your
children how a real man is supposed to conduct
himself. Begin to open those doors for her again, pull
those chairs out, bring her flowers and make her feel
special. Resurrect the gentleman in you today.

Tips For Men: Lying Might Keep Your Relationship Alive

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Most people can agree that lying is an absolute no-no
when it comes to relationships. At worst, getting caught
in a lie will win you a one-way ticket out the door and a
permanent spot on the sh*t-talking list. At best, it
causes tension. No matter how you spin it, lying usually
ends badly. But according to new research, lying can
actually be an important factor in keeping your
relationship strong. Strange right?.
There are apparently some lies that can bring you closer
with your friends or partner.
The pro-social lies (white lies) and anti-social lies
(deception) on relationships has impacts. Pro-social lies
are ones told to protect another’s feelings or help
someone, while anti-social lies are told to cover up
wrongdoing or gain an advantage.
In other words, lying about how much you like his new
shirt is pro-social; lying about suspicious texts is anti-
social.
While in general, society views lying as bad, most
people would agree that fibbing is acceptable in certain
situations. A balance between honesty and fibbing is
crucial to maintaining a harmonious environment. Yep,
honesty is *not* always the best policy. Knowing when
to fib and when to come clean not only preserves—but
strengthens—connections.
So next time he asks if you love that ’90s metal band
poster, you can feel less guilty when you respond, “of
course, sweetie.”

[MUST READ] Are You in an Unhealthy Relationship?

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Do you feel like you are in a wrong relationship?
Both women and men stay in unhealthy
relationships without realizing it. However,
women are more likely to stay in a wrong
relationship. Women are weaker and often
abused by their partners. You don’t feel like an
equal partner and you are not allowed to do
anything without his permission. You feel stuck
in your life and happiness is something
unreachable to you. I think I can help you. We
all want well-adjusted and healthy relationships,
right? So, let’s explore some of the most
obvious signs of an unhealthy relationship so
that you can know if you’re in one.
1. You don’t trust each other
Do you trust your man when he goes out by
himself? Do you read his emails each day? This
is not a healthy relationship, ladies, it’s actually
an unhealthy one. If your partner is a control
freak, though, don’t expect him to change.
Dealing with a control freak is emotionally
draining and simply a waste of time.
2. You take each other for granted
If you and your partner take each other for
granted, it means you don’t love each other
anymore. Let’s be honest. Do you assume that
your boyfriend is going to stay with you? Or do
you assume that your boyfriend is going to pack
your lunch daily? These little things can ruin
your relationship in time.
3. Constant fighting
Constant fighting is one of the clearest signs
you are in a wrong relationship. Sure, every
relationship has its bumps (especially if you and
your partner share the same room), but if you
are constantly fighting over the smallest things,
that may not be a good relationship to be in.
Keep in mind that the good times should always
outweigh the bad ones.
4. Constant insults
Does your boyfriend put you down? If you feel
like you have to be on the defense all the time,
you are definitely in an unhealthy relationship.
Your partner should make you feel beautiful and
he should never hurt you no matter what.
Staying in an emotionally abusive relationship
destroys your self-worth and leads to serious
disease, including heart disease.
5. Omissions of truth
Can you openly talk to your boyfriend? If not,
this is another sign of an unhealthy relationship.
While you don’t necessarily have to tell your
significant other everything you think or feel, you
should be pretty open with him. Trust is the key
to a healthy relationship. If your partner laughs
at your feelings and needs, and makes you hide
your emotions, it’s time to say goodbye to him.
6. Constant blaming
Do you blame your partner for your failures? Or,
is he the one who blames you for everything
that isn’t right in his life? This is a warning sign
you are in an unhealthy relationship. We are not
perfect and no one is responsible for your
mistakes. When two people love each other,
there’s no room for blaming.
7. Lack of communication
How often do you communicate with each other?
You two can have busy schedules but it’s not a
reason to stop talking to each other. That’s not
a relationship, ladies. Effective communication is
an essential part of any relationship. It helps
your relationship grow strong and stay strong,
and avoid a lot of misunderstandings.
8. Social isolation
If you completely isolate yourself from your
friends and even your family, you might be in an
unhealthy relationship. You need your family
and friends to survive. You also need other
opinions besides your boyfriend’s. So, if your
partner expects you to spend all your time only
with him and he gets angry when you speak to
your parents or friends, it’s a warning sign.
Being in a wrong relationship is literally the end
of the world. You kill your self-esteem, destroy
your identity, lose many important people in
your life and ruin your overall health. You
deserve to be happy and so does your partner.
What other signs of an unhealthy relationship
have you noticed? Have you ever been in a
wrong relationship?

8 Simple Ways to Choose between Two Guys

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If you are in love with two guys , you may have
lots of fun at first. However it often makes a
girl feel stressed, diffident and even puzzled.
Making a correct choice is difficult, especially if
you feel great with both of them. Pay attention
to the fact that you probably don`t know a lot
about these men so how to find out who`s the
one that`ll make you happy? Even though you
find both of them handsome, smart and
interesting, you have to choose only one of
them. Here are some hints on how to choose
between two guys .
1. Image having a family with each guy
Your imagination is a tool that can help you
make this decision. Try to imagine that you
already have your own family with these men,
you have children and you need to share
responsibilities. Thinking long-term is useful in
this case. When you dream about having these
two families, try to catch whom you feel more
confident with in your imagination? Who you
think will be a lovely husband and a better
father for your future children?
2. Ask for advice
If you can`t make a right decision on your own,
ask your best friends for advice. Friends actually
exist to help us in difficult times. But you don`t
need to ask whom they`d like to be with if they
were you, they should tell you what man is best
for you personally. Your friend`s opinion may be
extremely useful for you because you`re blinded
by love and your friend can see something you
can miss.
3. Consider how you feel with each of them
Both of guys may have a huge number of
positive traits but it`s not enough for making a
final decision. Consider how you feel with each
of them. Do they make you feel silly by laughing
at your state of mind? Do they make you feel
like it`s time for self-development by inspiring
and encouraging you? Do they make you feel
beautiful or point out all of your flaws and
mistakes?
4. Find out what they feel about you
While it`s necessary to analyze your own
feelings towards them, you`d better find out
what they feel about you as well. Pay closer
attention to how each of them treats you. How
much time are they ready to spend with you? Do
they often make you wait for their call? Do they
make you feel stressed or happy?
5. Think about their best traits
Before choosing between two guys you like, try
to think about their best traits. Remember what
is so good in both of them, what you like most
in these men. Do they make you feel beautiful?
Do they keep in touch with you easily? Are they
able to create a shining smile on your face every
time you meet each other? Do they inspire you
to life a successful life?
6. Think about their bad traits
When we are in love, we don’t notice all the bad
traits our partners have. When you have to
choose between two guys , consider what bad
characteristics each of them has. Are they
greedy, intolerant or light-headed? Do they treat
you like one of their toys? Are they problematic,
pessimistic or naive? Are you sure you need any
of them in your life?
7. Compare their characters
Now that you’ve already compared their best
and worst traits, it’s time to compare their
characters to make a final choice. Remember
that no one is perfect and we all have some
flaws. However, there are many things that we
can change about ourselves. If one of your guys
has a terrible character and doesn’t even plan to
change it, say goodbye to him.
8. Take enough time
This is a highly important decision in your life
because love isn`t a trifle. Choices like this
require careful thinking thus you shouldn`t rush.
It`s not a purchase that you can return or just
forget about if the choice is incorrect. However
don’t put this question aside either. Think about
their feelings, they most likely want you to give
the answer as soon as possible so don`t make
them wait for months.
Loving two guys is really divisible but
fortunately you already know what to do to
make a correct decision. Try to be tolerant with
the one who`ll get your refuse and do your best
to have a truly happy relationship with the lucky
guy. Are you ready to choose between two men?
Is it okay to be in love with two guys ?