Strange World Man marries sex doll, gushes about his love for ‘her’

A man who decided to break out from lonely ended up
with marrying a real life sex doll.

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Strange things » happen everyday which makes one to
wonder if the end of the world is not finally here.
People have married dogs » , goats, trees but an
American man called Dirk, tops it all by getting married
to a sex doll he names Jenny and he has been gushing
about how much he loves her and cannot change her
for anything in the world.
Dirk who bought his doll ‘bride’ for a whopping sum of
$6,750, believes Jenny is the best thing to ever happen
to him and he has vowed to love, support and share
their private lives together.
The strange couple who have been together for four
years, do everything every normal couple do, including
sex which Dirk says is very explosive
Dirk says he decided to marry Jenny after he suffered
a breakdown from feeling lonely. He bought her and
they had a normal wedding and since then, the dotting
Dirk has been dotting on Jenny, doing everything for
her like the caring husband he is.
He says he talks to her and can hear her, and perceive
her soul, believing she speaks back.
A photographer, Sandra Hoyn, chronicles the couples
day to day activities in pictures
Dirk says:
“I can’t live without love. My loneliness destroyed me.
Jenny is such a sensitive being. She is so helpless.”

Buhari 5 major steps President has taken since assuming office

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Buhari has been especially criticized for his delay in
appointing ministers, an action which many believe has
prevented his administration from actually taking off.

President Muhammadu Buhari was sworn in on May 29,
2015, and has since then been accused of being too
slow in taking important decisions concerning his
administration.
Buhari has been especially criticized for his delay in
appointing ministers, an action which many believe has
prevented his administration from actually taking off.
However, the President has taken some important steps
since assuming office. 5 of them are:
1. Visiting Chad and Niger for talks on Boko Haram.
2. Attending and taking a place of honour at the G7
summit where he secured the help of the US and
the UK for the fight against terrorism.
3. Relocating Military Command Centre to Maiduguri
to intensify the fight against Boko Haram.
4. Ordering the removal of military checkpoints across
the country.
5. Dissolving the board of the Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

Ambode Governor sacks Fashola’s sister, others

Ms Olayinka Fashola was the General Manager of the
Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA)
before her removal on Monday.

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Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode on Monday,
June 15, 2015, dissolved all Boards of parastatals and
agencies in the state and in effect sacked the sister of
former Governor, Babatunde Fashola.
Ms Olayinka Fashola was the General Manager of the
Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA)
before her removal on Monday.
75 other heads of parastatals and agencies were
relieved of their duties following the governor’s
directive.
The dissolution was announced via a statement
released by the Office of the Secretary to the State
Government, Tunji Bello.
It however does not apply to the Civil Service
Commission, Judicial Service Commission and the State
Independent Electoral Commission.
Ambode took over from Fashola on Friday, May 29.

Kanye West FourFive Seconds to Bail on Amber Rose

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Kanye West was like a human Bugatti — going zero to
100 in a matter of seconds to get the hell out of
Drake’s epic party … when he found out his ex Amber
Rose was there too. We’re told Yeezy was chilling for
about 40 minutes, having a good time with folks when
the DJ got on the mic and sounded the alarm —
announcing Amber had entered the building. Sources
close to the rapper tell us he wisely didn’t want to
chance bumping into her, or worse — getting
photographed near her. We’re told Kanye waited for his
boys to pinpoint Amber’s location … and then made a
quick, quiet exit in the other direction. The exes beefed
earlier this year — when Amber called Kim Kardashian a
whore, and Kayne hit back with his infamous jab about
Amber’s, umm … hygiene. Good thing he didn’t have to
rinse off this time.

Buruji Kashamu Senator withdraws N20bn suit against Obasanjo

The Senator, who represents the Ogun East Senatorial
District, is said to have claimed that he withdrew the
suit due to “ongoing settlement talks” between him and
Obasanjo.

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Senator Buruji Kashamu has withdrawn a N20 billion
libel suit he filed against former President, Olusegun
Obasanjo.
The case was instituted at an Abuja High Court and
heard by Justice Valentine Ashi.
Justice Ashi is said to have struck out the suit on May
26, 2015, after Kashamu informed the court of his
intention to terminate the matter.
The Senator, who represents the Ogun East Senatorial
District, is said to have claimed that he withdrew the
suit due to “ongoing settlement talks” between him and
Obasanjo.
Obasanjo’s lawyers however stated, according to
Punch, that they were not aware of any such talks.
Kashamu filed the suit against Obasanjo after the
former President described him as a drug baron.
The Senator is currently facing extradition to the US to
face drug charges which were levelled against him in
1998.

YG Yeah, I Got Shot Down … But I Can Still Turn Up

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Three bullets to the hip ain’t gonna keep YG from
partying his ass off … even though he’s on crutches,
and his shooter is still on the loose. Sources close to
YG reveals that, just 3 days after he was shot … the young
gangster hit up a Hollywood Hills rager at famous party
spot, the PingTank mansion. We broke the story — YG
was shot 3 times, and refused to cooperate with police
working the case. We’re told he was plenty social inside
the party though. YG’s not-so hidden message to the
shooter — I’m number one?

Wiz Khalifa Gets Off Easy in Infamous Jail Selfie Case

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The Wiz Khalifa arrest that became more famous for
what happened in jail — rather than what landed him
there — is finally over … and he only had to pay a small
fine to make it go away for good. Wiz pled guilty in El
Paso to misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia
and agreed to pay a $500 fine. The rapper was arrested
in May 2014 for trying to get half a gram of weed past
TSA officials. Of course, the arrest blew up on social
media when Wiz took a selfie while behind bars …
which led to an internal investigation. Inmates on
Instagram is still frowned upon there.

Ben Bruce Nigerians criticize Senator for silence on N8.64bn wardrobe allowance

Bruce has, in recent times, been vocal about the need
for public servants in Nigeria to reduce their expenses
and adjust their standard of living to reflect the
situation in the country.

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Bayelsa State Senator, Ben Murray-Bruce has come
under severe criticism from Nigerians due to his silence
on the N8.64bn wardrobe allowance which he and other
legislators are set to receive.
Bruce has, in recent times, been vocal about the need
for public servants in Nigeria to reduce their expenses
and adjust their standard of living to reflect the
situation in the country.
The Senator, who is also the Chairman of the Silverbird
Group, said during the company’s “Man of the Year
ceremony” that politicians were putting themselves at
risk of death by continuing to rob poor citizens of
much needed funds and development.
Read Twitter reactions to Bruce’s silence below:
Ben Bruce don logout
13:20 – 16 Jun 2015
Temi
@iAmTope
@omo_femo3 oga Ben Bruce and all his ranting now
is the time to put his money where his values are!
Because he must chop out #9billion
13:47 – 16 Jun 2015
EseOsagie
@penndpaper
But don’t worry Ben Bruce will donate his allowance
to the poor. You know so those tweets can make
sense
13:47 – 16 Jun 2015
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kenna
@kennagq
Ben Bruce was blabbing on twitter like he is holier
than thou. Now that Wardrobe allowance has landed
he has vanished
13:46 – 16 Jun 2015 · Cebu City, Central Visayas,
Republika ng Pilipinas
El Habib.
@habrinem
Please @ Ben Bruce, I want to see you donate that
wardrobe allowance to refurbish schools in your
constituency or re/build a health clinic
13:45 – 16 Jun 2015
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Rare Earth
@CheRox
Ben Bruce made himself an easy target when he
came on twitter and started feeling like Lee Kuan
Yew. APC senators should reject theirs first
13:39 – 16 Jun 2015
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emeka
@iamtenseven
Urgh I should be on Ben Bruce’s team. Could so
easily spin this.
13:38 – 16 Jun 2015
Ada Campbell
@Adacampbell
Time for Ben Bruce to deny that Twitter account.
13:35 – 16 Jun 2015
Purpose•
@GbemiEreku
Everyone is on Ben Bruce like :
Sir, Are you still there?
13:35 – 16 Jun 2015
Legal Hermit
@The_LegalHermit
@deteejay so since ben Bruce was doing like king
Kong for us we need to hear from him first.
@toluogunlesi @benmurraybruce
13:31 – 16 Jun 2015
1h Ezigbo Nwafor
@deteejay
@toluogunlesi @benmurraybruce Why don’t
you wait for the change senators ?
Onikepe Abd’Akeem
@alexandakeem
Thought ben bruce said he will speak against this?
Nigga, no fall our hands o
13:23 – 16 Jun 2015
Zeez Bin Raph
@edward19xcii
They’ve all made noise on prudency, #OpenNASS ,
cutting allowance etc. Now its action time. We are
waiting for Ben Bruce, Bukola Saraki, Sani
13:21 – 16 Jun 2015 · Nigeria, Nigeria
#BringBackOurGirls
@iam_olutayo

Chris Brown & Royalty Back Off Groupies … My Tour Bus Is a No-Ratchet Zone

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Attention all Texas THOTS … Chris Brown’s got no
room or time for you on his tour bus, because he’s got
baby Royalty on board, and that means some strict new
rules for his homies. Chris picked up his baby girl in
Houston, and they’re currently taking a 10+ hour ride to
El Paso — and our CB sources tell us Daddy is keeping
things PG, telling his crew there will be: – NO cursing-
NO smoking- NO drinking- and most importantly … NO
GROUPIES It’s not all bad … we’re told Chris is
entertaining everyone with a Disney marathon of DVDs.
Highlights include … “Frozen,” “Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse,” and the classic … “Bebe’s Kids.” One more
thing — we’re told when Royalty naps … it’s lights out
for everybody. Someone’s seriously wrapped around
someone’s little finger.

Murtala Nyako Court okays ex-governor’s arrest over alleged N15bn fraud

The anti-graft agency maintains that Nyako used his
son, Abdul Azizi, and other top officials of the state
govt to loot public funds.

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The Abuja Federal High Court on Sunday, June 14 failed
to stop the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) from arresting Adamawa State ex-governor
Murtala Nyako over alleged siphoning of over N15billion
from the state’s treasury.
The anti-graft agency maintains that Nyako used his
son, Abdul Azizi , and other top officials of the state
government to loot public funds.
EFCC had declared the former governor and his son
wanted after they refused to honour the agency’s
invitations. Azizi was later arrested in Gombe on
February 14 by the Commissions’ operatives.
Nyako had filed a motion ex-parte in which he sought
for an interim order of injunction against all the
security agencies in Nigeria.